Mark runs ... through life
Adult on-set athlete,
Recovering human,
Imperfectionist,
Master of the obvious


This is serious stuff! Someone is trying to sabotage my diet and exercise plan!
They keep buying cookies and ice cream and then twist my arm and make me eat.
I don’t know how they do it, but in the morning when I want to get up and exercise they do something to make me go back to sleep.
In the evening when I would normally go to the YMCA and workout, they hijack my car and force me to go home and lie down on the bed.
If I every catch who’s responsible for this I’m going to let them have it.